TWO
FOUR
SIX
OH
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE

TWO

FOUR

SIX

OH

ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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cacatuasulphureacitrinocristata:

justyouraveragehaggis:

mooglemisbehaving:

jackthevulture:

Tell me these movies are just dumb comedies.  Tell me Po is just a stupid Panda.  Tell me.  I will fight you.

Kung Fu Panda is about a character with legitimate low self esteem issues who is mocked and ridiculed by the people he looks up to.  No matter how hard he trains, he doesn’t believe in himself until he discoverers that there is no “secret ingredient” that will make him great, because HE is what makes himself great. 

Po: There is no secret ingredient. It’s just you.

Oh my everlasting Primus, THIS.

This scene right here hit me like a punch to the gut. I thought I was gonna start crying in the theater, because that was ME up there. Someone, whoever wrote those lines, understood what it felt like. To go through life fat and clumsy, a walking punchline. To not know what pretty or strong or popular or good at something even feels like, and what other conclusion can you come to but that you are worthless?

Until… Shifu gets his head out of his ass, turns his thinking around, and starts training Po in ways that are useful to Po. Until Po finally gets the chance to apply the passion he’s always had and the kung-fu-nerdery he’s been amassing since he was little. Until Po becomes a master in his own time, in his own way, and saves the world without having to lose a single ounce to do it.

That was the second punch to the gut for me. Po doesn’t slim down and become buff. He still gets out of breath climbing stairs. He’s a giant awkward nerdapalooza and he’s pretty much always hungry. He’s still the same fat kid he always was, and the change, the miracle, is that that’s okay. He doesn’t have to not be a fat kid in order to be worthy.

I don’t know why Kung Fu Panda doesn’t get more love than it does. It should be our banner, y’all.

Kung Fu Panda was one of the first movies I EVER saw where the main character was fat and clumsy and awkward, basically a giant dork, but those things weren’t changed or gotten rid of during his hero quest. No one took him seriously because of them—not even himself—but it turns out that all the things about himself he was always embarrassed about did more to make him a hero and an essentially good person than training with the most skilled practitioners of martial arts in the country ever did. Normally, the fat or awkward or dorky protagonists turn out completely different by the end, at least in appearances if not personality.

When KFP came out I was still very insecure about my weight and my personality. I’ve been chubby, awkward and nerdy since my childhood, and I’d tried everything to fit in with other people—from karate classes and straightening my hair to desperately vying for popularity. But from the start of this movie, I LOVED Po, and I identified more with him than I have with any other character. And watching this scene, and all the other scenes afterwards, watching Po and everyone around him realize that he was strong and brave and good exactly the way he was, I realized the same about myself. That’s an important lesson for EVERYONE, regardless of age.

This. Just all of this. 

There is no secret ingredient.

And when people got on me for looking forward to exploring Pandaria because of this movie…

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pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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asker

Anonymous asked: I wonder if Linola ever gets tired of having a gnome for a companion?

baenling:

kibbleandbit:

That is elven Gaston and no one can convince me otherwise

Looks legit to me.

lisa-lou-who:

My favorite pictures of my Officer Vi cosplay so far! ^_^ I seriously love these photographers so so much! 
Photo 1: https://www.facebook.com/JwaiDesignPhotography
Photo 2: http://www.cosplaycollector.com/
Photo 3: https://www.facebook.com/SlimSummers

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

Tell me about it I FORGOT HOW TO COMMON

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So I did this bounty hunter grand melee thing in SWTOR because server maintenance.

Apparently I’m supposed to go toe-to-toe with a bunch of other bounty hunters  to get into the Great Hunt.

This cut-rate orc rogue starts talking smack at me. I look down at my weapons - more guns than a raid full of hunters, more explosives than a goblin engineering seminar, and flamethrowers on top of this - and look over at hers, which are poisoned daggers.

All I could say was “This isn’t going to go well for you, moron”.

So I found a Netherweb test  to see what color my lightsaber’s supposed to be, in case I do a force-wielding character on SWTOR or I seriously improve my Engineering.

I got “Black”.

What is this I don’t even

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

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icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

YEAH I’M THE STRIPPER
FIRST THING I’M TAKING OFF IS YOUR HAND
WITH THIS BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

YEAH I’M THE STRIPPER

FIRST THING I’M TAKING OFF IS YOUR HAND

WITH THIS BLOWTORCH

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itisnotofimport:



Everything just sort of went to shit after Light’s Hope.

itisnotofimport:

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Everything just sort of went to shit after Light’s Hope.

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Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people. — Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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