best-of-memes:

Optional boss fight


Your ilvl is not high enough to open this door

best-of-memes:

Optional boss fight

Your ilvl is not high enough to open this door

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ninjabrians:

YELLS LOUDLY BC ARIN

ninjabrians:

YELLS LOUDLY BC ARIN

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franklytriggering:

bottle-and-sell-it:

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You sit in Kun-Lai Summit with your level 87 paladin, he says he needs to level his mining. You agree to farm some ore. You ride up to a ghost iron node, your paladin is far too low level for better nodes. Ghost iron nugger stares at you from the loot table. You don’t understand. Your keyboard gets sweaty and your paladin complains. He says he needs to level. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of pandas and gay princes. You try to loot the ghost iron nugger, but you cannot. The click cannot escape your mouse. Your paladin needs to level, he complains. The Sha of Anger stares at you, his head a spinning ghost iron nugger, his arms swinging pandas. Your paladin cries the tears of a ghost iron nugger-less miner. In your vent you scream. It is raining pandas now, you have gay princes all over your Tumblr dash and you do not understand. Your paladin weeps in Kun-Lai, he is farming. Farming for the ghost iron nugger.

YYYEEEEEESSSS

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stimmyabby: people complain about people “faking disabilities”you know what happens way more often than people faking disabilities?people pretending not to be disabled so they won’t get treated like shit _anea:  

The End of Gamers

dangolding:

The last few weeks in videogame culture have seen a level of combativeness more marked and bitter than any beforehand. 

First, a developer—a woman who makes games who has had so much piled on to her that I don’t want to perpetuate things by naming her—was the target of a harassment campaign that attacked her personal life and friendships. Campaigns of personal harassment aimed at game developers are nothing new. They are dismayingly common among those who happen to be women, or not white straight men, and doubly so if they also happen to make the sort of game that in any way challenge the status quo, even if that challenge is only made through their very existence. The viciousness and ferocity with which this campaign occurred, however, was shocking, and certainly out of the ordinary. This was something more than routine misogyny (and in games, it often is routine, shockingly). It was an ugly spectacle that should haunt and shame those involved for the rest of their lives.

It’s important to note that this hate campaign took the guise of a crusade against ‘corruption’ and ‘bias’ in the games industry, with particular emphasis on the relationships between independent game developers and the press.

These fires, already burning hot, were further fuelled yesterday by the release of the latest installment in Anita Sarkeesian’s ‘Tropes vs. Women in Video Games’ video series. In this particular video, Sarkeesian outlines “largely insignificant non-playable female characters whose sexuality or victimhood is exploited as a way to infuse edgy, gritty or racy flavoring into game worlds. These sexually objectified female bodies are designed to function as environmental texture while titillating presumed straight male players.” Today, Sarkeesian has been forced to leave her home due to some serious threats made against her and her family in response to the video. It is terrifying stuff.

Taken in their simplest, most basic form, a videogame is a creative application of computer technology. For a while, perhaps, when such technology was found mostly in masculine cultures, videogames accordingly developed a limited, inwards-looking perception of the world that marked them as different from everyone else. This is the gamer, an identity based on difference and separateness. When playing games was an unusual activity, this identity was constructed in order to define and unite the group (and to help demarcate it as a targetable demographic for business). It became deeply bound up in assumptions and performances of gender and sexuality. To be a gamer was to signal a great many things, not all of which are about the actual playing of videogames. Research like this, by Adrienne Shaw, proves this point clearly.

When, over the last decade, the playing of videogames moved beyond the niche, the gamer identity remained fairly uniformly stagnant and immobile. Gamer identity was simply not fluid enough to apply to a broad spectrum of people. It could not meaningfully contain, for example, Candy Crush players, Proteus players, and Call of Duty players simultaneously. When videogames changed, the gamer identity did not stretch, and so it has been broken.

And lest you think that I’m exaggerating about the irrelevance of the traditionally male dominated gamer identity, recent news confirms this, with adult women outnumbering teenage boys in game-playing demographics in the USA. Similar numbers also often come out of Australian surveys. The predictable ‘what kind of games do they really play, though—are they really gamers?’ response says all you need to know about this ongoing demographic shift. This insinuated criteria for ‘real’ videogames is wholly contingent on identity (i.e. a real gamer shouldn’t play Candy Crush, for instance).

On the evidence of the last few weeks, what we are seeing is the end of gamers, and the viciousness that accompanies the death of an identity. Due to fundamental shifts in the videogame audience, and a move towards progressive attitudes within more traditional areas of videogame culture, the gamer identity has been broken. It has nowhere to call home, and so it reaches out inarticulately at invented problems, such as bias and corruption, which are partly just ways of expressing confusion as to why things the traditional gamer does not understand are successful (that such confusion results in abject heartlessness is an indictment on the character of the male-focussed gamer culture to begin with).

The gamer as an identity feels like it is under assault, and so it should. Though the ‘consumer king’ gamer will continue to be targeted and exploited while their profitability as a demographic outweighs their toxicity, the traditional gamer identity is now culturally irrelevant.

The battles (and I don’t use that word lightly; in some ways perhaps ‘war’ is more appropriate) to make safe spaces for videogame cultures are long and they are resisted tempestuously, but through the pain and suffering of people who have their friendships, their personal lives, and their professions on the line, things continue to improve. The result has been a palpable progressive shift.

This shift is precisely the root of such increasingly violent hostility. The hysterical fits of those inculcated at the heart of gamer culture might on the surface be claimed as crusades for journalistic integrity, or a defense against falsehoods, but—along with a mix of the hatred of women and an expansive bigotry thrown in for good measure—what is actually going on is an attempt to retain hegemony. Make no mistake: this is the exertion of power in the name of (male) gamer orthodoxy—an orthodoxy that has already begun to disappear.

The last few weeks therefore represent the moment that gamers realised their own irrelevance. This is a cold wind that has been a long time coming, and which has framed these increasingly malicious incidents along the way. Videogames have now achieved a purchase on popular culture that is only possible without gamers.

Today, videogames are for everyone. I mean this in an almost destructive way. Videogames, to read the other side of the same statement, are not for you. You do not get to own videogames. No one gets to own videogames when they are for everyone. They add up to more than any one group.

On some level, the grim individuals who are self-centred and myopic enough to be upset at the prospect of having their medium taken away from them are absolutely right. They have astutely, and correctly identified what is going on here. Their toys are being taken away, and their treehouses are being boarded up. Videogames now live in the world and there is no going back.

I am convinced that this marks the end. We are finished here. From now on, there are no more gamers—only players.

Thank Arthas.

Another time, Jack took a call. A voice on the other end said, ‘There are three of us down here in the lobby. We want to see the guy who does this disgusting comic book and show him what real Nazis would do to his Captain America’. To the horror of others in the office, Kirby rolled up his sleeves and headed downstairs. The callers, however, were gone by the time he arrived. — Mark Evanier, Kirby: King of Comics (via nerdhapley)

It’s Jack Kirby’s birthday, so here’s that story of him being bad ass all of the time.

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vidyala:

weirdfur:


Bitey Fangdanas - THREE colours available
$15
[x]
[Mod Note: These are UV reactive, so they glow under blacklights!]

That’s not art, but we like it! So cool!


So I’m not going to lie, at first glance I thought these were underwear and I wanted them, ahaha.

You should be worried, for I thought the exact same thing.

vidyala:

weirdfur:

Bitey Fangdanas - THREE colours available

$15

[x]

[Mod Note: These are UV reactive, so they glow under blacklights!]

That’s not art, but we like it! So cool!

So I’m not going to lie, at first glance I thought these were underwear and I wanted them, ahaha.

You should be worried, for I thought the exact same thing.

So

I tried some sorcery from your world called a “Tumblr app”.

It started madly double-posting and reposting, but after a lengthy battle I believe that it finally lies cold and dead in my computing device’s memory.

Apologies to my Tumblr and Twitter followers forced to endure worse thn usual from me.

Tanks Lissen

baenling:

barkentin:

orcfucker:

felweed:

okay question, is it ok for me to be getting so pissed over DPS pulling before me? I mean i can thunder clap and steal the aggro back but it like, really pisses me off esp since i like to clear a room of adds before pulling the boss if i can help and when im in the process of doing that and some shitty ass dps pulls the boss i get SO Mad. is it ok or do i need to drink some water and take a walk and just stick to healing?

I get pissed the fuck off when DPS pulls trash
Unless I know the person or I say to them, help me pull all these mobs, DONT FUCKIN PULL
I pull rooms at my own pace and I’m pretty fast at tanking since my warrior is 558 and I can take lots buT OH MAN DPS PULLING SHIT GRINDS MY GEARS

Nope. If they pull it, it’s not your problem. Either they’ll die and the mobs will come your direction anyway (though you should probably grab them if they head for a healer.) Or they’re overgeared enough that they can tank what they pulled.

Nah, get mad. If they wanted to tank they shoulda picked the lil shield role and pissed off some other people, ie not you.

People gonna pull for me I will stand there and watch them kill it, I don’t give a fuck

I have one rule when i’m tanking: You pull it, you tank it.

Ulduar

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The inevitable #NotAllGamers hashtag has sprung up on Twitter in the past few days, and I get where that comes from. I play video games too, and I’m not a total dick! Hooray for me. But I also think the hashtag misses the point in the same self-serving way that #NotAllMen did. This is a problem endemic to gaming, and everyone is part of that problem. There is a culture of harassment, abuse, and bigotry in the rotten core of multiplayer gaming; it has been allowed or even encouraged to fester by developers; and it has created some of the most toxic individuals on the Internet. Video Games, Misogyny, And Terrorism: A Guide To Assholes | Badass Digest (via valkyrierisen)

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asker

Anonymous asked: We all know that a woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck wood IF a woodchuck could, but it can't. So why are they even called woodchucks?

shithowdy:

A woodchuck can’t chuck wood and wouldn’t even if it could! A woodchuck should never chuck wood, it wouldn’t do them any good.
The name ‘woodchuck’ is derived from various Native American terms for the creature also commonly known as the groundhog! When European settlers came to America, they heard the Algonquian ‘wuchak' (and Cree 'otchek' and Ojibwa 'otchig’) and spun it into a nonsense word more familiar to their own tongue instead of bothering to pronounce it right, because settlers did that.
You bet your britches I had to google that, because I actually had no idea how leaf-and-berry-eating groundhogs became known as woodchucks.

I thought they were called “woodchucks” because you chucked wood at them. Shows what I know.